Once upon a time, Joe Gorga had a dream of being a stand-up comedian. Thankfully, he quickly put the kibosh on it, as the things he said during his act were super cringe. As reported by The U.S. Sun, a fan revealed that Joe told the audience he had a recurring dream about a mermaid with big breasts. “When the mermaid touched him, he said he enjoyed it and joked, ‘I haven’t been touched in 18 years, I haven’t been kissed in 18 years,'” the source said. In another bit, Joe allegedly claimed Melissa Gorga avoided having sex with him by feigning a headache or only allowing five minutes to do the deed. According to Joe, his wife calls him a “loser” and once made him take a lie detector test to see if he was cheating on her. “If I were Melissa, I would be completely embarrassed by some of the stuff he spilled on stage, even if things he said weren’t true,” the viewer declared.
It’s unclear if Melissa was in the audience at the time, but she previously saved Joe during his set in 2021, per TMZ. After getting booed by the audience for bombing, Melissa pulled him off the stage. “Joe was sick that day,” his manager said. “He had a cold. He took Sudafed and then had a couple of Scotches. It just hit him when he went on stage.” Sure, blame it on the cold meds.
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